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Joke of the Day
"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool."
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"[At the stress test, staring at a treadmill] Dr.: Just run at a speed where you can still talk normally. *sits down on a chair* Me: Okay."
"ME: A bag of my favorite peanuts has gone missing. LIAM NEESON: How did you get this number?"
"I totally baby-proofed my house, but one still got in."
"If you can down 20 vodka shots in 15 seconds... ...You must be Russian."
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"What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk? An udder failure."
"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."