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Joke of the Day
"If I had but one life to give for my country it would be a lawyer's."
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"I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago."
"I heard today that Stevie Wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming."
"So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."
"My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type."
"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender."
"Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler."
"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"