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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher."
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"Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink... Just ice was served."
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."
"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"
"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."
"I packed my own lunch this morning if anyone wants a baggy of dry cereal or a stapler."
"What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? ""Titan up!"""
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car"
"If men call short women ""petite"", what do women call short men? ""friends"""
"What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works."