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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite."
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"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"What's the difference.... Between eating pussy and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you"
"Q: What do you call an earthquake fault? A: A topographical error."
"What's E.T. Short for? Cause he's got small legs......"
"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."
"Tom should concentrate less on Myspace and more on his shoe business"