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Joke of the Day
"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"
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"I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane."
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"If Spider Man eats too much fruit he squirts Silly String."
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"The lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in."