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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor? poop."
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"What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus? ""Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"""
"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"
"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb? THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW; BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"
"I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell ""Armageddon"" But my friend said ""don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"""
"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"
"What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt"
"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."
"YOU'LL GO BLIND When we were young teens, we were told not to masturbate or you'll go blind. I always thought that was a joke until I heard about what happened to Bill Cosby"