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Joke of the Day

"The lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in."

"This one time the Angels up in heaven decided to do a little striptease for the Gods. Poor Jesus!"

"Cotton Mouth I hate when i get cotton mouth, but that happens a lot when you eat a lot of pants."

"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"

"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."

"What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo"

"It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports."

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading ?? Telling your parents you're gay."

"The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep ""Floors are beneath me"" she explained."

"You don't need a hunting licence if you shoot a turkey and plant a very small gun on him."