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Joke of the Day

"women are like pokemon, they were originally released for Game Boy in 1996 and now encompass a vast series of games, toys, and cartoo"

"Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about"

"Today I saw a rock group, but none of the 4 members sang Mount Rushmore was kinda disappointing"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"""No comment"" said no woman, ever"

"Two cannibals are eating a dead clown one cannibal turns to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"[comes out of coma after 12 years] ME: Holy shit I forgot to set my AIM status to 'Away'! DOCTOR: you might want to take a seat"

"What happens to the taxidermist after he eats? He gets stuffed."

"If there is one thing the Internet has taught us it is that even the dumbest people on Earth have somehow learned how to use the Internet"