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Joke of the Day

"Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory."

"Went to see a show about the dictionary. It was a play on words."

"""are you drunk?"" - everyone's response when i send a nice text"

"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""

"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."

"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He was all right. Andddd I'll see myself out."

"How Does Moses Make His Tea? Hebrews it"

"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."

"I had some North Korean food yesterday... The [deleted] was delicious!"

"what after c? deez nut!"