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Joke of the Day

"""Getting real tired of your crap..."" Said no dung beetle ever."

"After i walked out of the theatre from watching star wars I turned to my woman and said, ""so do you wanna chewbacca on this cakka?"""

"Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me."

"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"

"Sorry I have byslexia..."

"Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane. Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force."

"How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb? Violent revolutions never change anything."

"I fucked an Asian in an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels."

"They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies... It was a package deal."

"Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here."