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Joke of the Day

"Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me."

"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."

"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."

"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"

"What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!"

"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."

"I'm good at 3 things: counting and ironic jokes and punchlines."

"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."

"My New Year's Resolution was to stop masturbating Well I guess there's always next year"

"If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye"