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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."

"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" 384 my liege ""Ok, round them up"" 400 my liege"

"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."

"I'm going to do my Christmas shopping in Missouri. I hear the deals are so hot the stores are practically on fire!"

"My boss texted me, ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" I replied, ""I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."" He replied, ""That was fantastic, send me another one."""

"How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb? Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs."

"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."

"Can you believe that after all the shit they've been through, they're still together? My Buttcheeks ((_"

"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."

"Whats black and isn't working? Black lives matter."