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Joke of the Day
"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."
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"Namaste or Namago."
"My friend had all of his guitars stolen, and he's real sad about it. Can't even play the blues anymore."
"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Do you have any questions for me?"" Me: ""How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?"" Interviewer:"
"I saw a man drinking brake fluid. But then he stopped."
"Local Drowning A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented ""He was too far out, man."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !"
"Why do porn stars make terrible boxers? Because they don't know how to make a proper fist."
"Too Soon? I heard the Black Friday deals were amazing."
"I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken."