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Joke of the Day

"Can you believe that after all the shit they've been through, they're still together? My Buttcheeks ((_"

"What word starts with F and ends in uck? Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck."

"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."

"A group of crows is called a murder. A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive."

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"

"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you"

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? It's a piece of cake"

"What's the difference between feminists and a pencil? A pencil has a point."

"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"

"What do you call a group of racist mathematicians? The K^3"