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Joke of the Day

"Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell? She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."

"My fat next door neighbor is lying face down on her front lawn. Don't know if she's passed out or eating the grass."

"How do skeletons greet each other? Bon'nichiwa"

"If my husband asks, we took a lit course together in college"

"Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.."

"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"

"Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."

"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"