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Joke of the Day

"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"

"I'd like to be a double agent. Or maybe a single agent/pirate. Maybe even a velociraptor. Definitely a velociraptor/pirate agent."

"How do you make holy water from just plain water? You boil the hell out of it."

"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"

"I wish my garden was emo... Why? So it will cut itself."

"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"

"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."

"Sex is like Maths: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply."

"Why did the black guy cross the road? He wanted some chicken!"

"Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid."