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Joke of the Day

"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"

"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."

"Just yelled ""out of my way monsters!"" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day"

"I'm not high! - high people I'm not drunk! - drunk people I'm not lying! - lying people I'm not gay! - my brother"

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.."

"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."

"I was asked to give a talk about ignorance... ...but I don't know anything about it."

"Titties on a hook [NSFW] click bait"

"Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive. Wedding cake."

"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"