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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids? Aids develops itself"
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"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"
"You Rock... me paper, I win!"
"I like how Subway sells ""healthy footlong"" sandwiches, as if anything is healthy when you're eating it by the foot."
"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."
"What company makes Nerds? Your mom."
"How are burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend related? All come from not pulling out on time."
"What animal has the tendency to be a half-ass A mule"
"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"