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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids? Aids develops itself"

"Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!"

"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."

"Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done."

"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."

"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."

"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."

"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."

"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"