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Joke of the Day

"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."

"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."

"Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose."

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house."

"Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes? Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."

"Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries"

"My dick's like Pizza Hut... Kids eat for free."

"What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal? Luckily Charms"

"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."