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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus!"

"Why couldn't the duck stop smoking? Because he was a quack addict"

"What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common? They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing."

"DOUBLE VISION Breasts are proof that men can concentrate on 2 things at once"

"Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it."

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the peni-- I MEAN LADDER"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"

"Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!"

"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"