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Joke of the Day
"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."
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"I'm working out again in hopes that I can wear my superhero shirt in public without someone saying, ""Batman really let himself go""."
"Wanted: A pack of Polo's, Unopened. In Mint condition"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."
"My girlfriend is such a procrastinator She never finishes"
"World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson's daughter."
"What do mathematics and environmental beat mixers have in common? Al Gore rythyms"
"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"
"They should make another Taken film about how unappreciative Neesons' family is for saving them every other day Taken 4: Granted."