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Joke of the Day
"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."
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"I have to be honest, before the Winter Olympics I just thought Canada was a place Michael Moore made up."
"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."
"What did the milk say to the cheese? Hey, you're old!"
"What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!"
"Which president was least guilty? Lincoln, because he is in a cent."
"An elephant and a camel are chatting at a party The elephant asks ""Why do you have your tits on your back?"" ""YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DICK IS IN THEIR FACE THAT'S A REALLY STUPID QUESTION!"""
"Couples who take too many fertility drugs should always put an asterisk next to their child's name to show that the parents used steroids."
"What does a white girl with a lisp say? Yaaathh"
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"