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Joke of the Day

"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."

"What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt? Scott Ad**skirt**"

"How fast do lesbians have sex? Lickety-split."

"None of my boyfriends even know they're dating me."

"Why is semen white and pee yellow? So you know whether he's coming or going."

"Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands. He was quite the snappy dresser."

"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."

"We've hired a new accountant. Her name is Helen Wait. Anyone expecting a check from us can go to Helen Wait."

"[Game&Chill] Replace any word in a movie tittle with ""fap"" (For example "" Fap to the Future"")"

"Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she's a woman"