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Joke of the Day

"How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos? Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle."

"some jokes in a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cMU-eLxIRj8#!"

"Obi-Wan captured a Sith and bring him to Yoda. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him... \*Obi-Wan executes the Sith.\* Yoda: ...you must not."

"What does a math mermaid wear? An algeabra...."

"How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING."

"Jared likes his subs like he likes his kids. 6 and 12."

"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"

"Dating Tips. C all her 69 times a day. R ing her doorbell and hide. E avesdrop by phone tapping. E ye her bffs. P oke her on FB."

"I had a race with an Asian today It was a Thai"

"Just looked at the bottom of this can of whoopass. It's expired."