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Joke of the Day

"How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos? Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle."

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"Why are the Panama Leaks so important, anyways? I mean that canal fucking sucks, so who cares."
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