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Joke of the Day

"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"

"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"

"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."

"Where do porn actresses wait for their turn in a baseball themed orgy? The on-dick circle of course."

"3-year-old: What's a swear word?Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word?"

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems"

"Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time."

"What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? The rabbi cuts them off, the priest sucks them off."