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Joke of the Day
"You know what I call a tube that comes with a caulk? A caulk block."
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"With great power comes great electricity bill."
"Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds? He got the shakes instead."
"How am I supposed to make great life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?"
"The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is."
"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."
"Why do photons travels slower through water? They having a float-on. it very good"
"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."
"Where do dogs park their cars? In barkinglots."
"JESUS: [walks on water] JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle JESUS: You're killing me, Judas JUDAS: Actually.."