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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds? He got the shakes instead."
Next Joke
"What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?"
"if i ever go missing please don't use that photo of me holding a sign that says ""if i ever go missing don't look for me."" thanks"
"Oregon's defense."
"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"
"Vodka and I go together like falling down the stairs and getting fucked in my sleep."
"Help oh god a I tied a balloon to my hand and now I'm two hours over the ocean held hostage by the wind"
"The real fact about the strongest man in the universe afraid of his wife xD"
"I tried being selfless. It's not for me."
"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."