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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds? He got the shakes instead."
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"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"
"Rule of thumb: if the picture you took of someone doesn't look like the pictures they post of themselves, don't tag them!"
"Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they're yammy!!!"
"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."
"[First Date] ME: I prepared some questions to get to know you HER: Ok! ME: What's the capital of Honduras? HER: um... ME:[writing] bad at geo-"
"A girl said to her boyfriend ""let's do it doggy style"" The guy said, sure. But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first."
"I just saw a list of candidates for the local Juvenile Judge election and I just don't think juveniles should even be able to be judges idk"
"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."
"Having identical twins is great because if you misplace one you have a second copy."