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Joke of the Day
"Where do dogs park their cars? In barkinglots."
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"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."
"I'm the kind of guy who would feel morally obligated to eat what I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
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"what's up guys welcome 2 mtv cribs 2016 edition today we gonna show you how white peoples homes are oppressive"
"What type of gun does a feminist carry? A revulva"
"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"
"When one door closes another one opens. I should really get this cabinet fixed."
"Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics."
"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening..."