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Joke of the Day

"Hey dude that invented the unicycle... Where were you wanting to go ? then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle"

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"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."
"Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?"
"Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude? Vector Hugo."
"Britain is like a man on a toilet... It just wanted to get rid of that shit and leave."
"Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?"
"I don't know why everyone says quitting smoking is so hard; I've done it hundreds of times."
"I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey"
"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
"why the animale go to the store? ""chill"" with friends"
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