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Joke of the Day

"Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude? Vector Hugo."

"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."

"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"

"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"

"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"

"*judge bangs gavel* Ok let's reconvene after a quick 20 min recess *immediately knocks over defense attorney to get to the slide first*"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"I like my women how I like my salad dressing Extra Virgin"

"Just made eye contact with my hot neighbor through the window Wish I didn't have 6 marshmallows in my mouth."

"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"