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Joke of the Day

"There's only 1 thing worse than ants in your pants.... ....and that's Uncles in your pants!"

"You can tell that Donald Trump isn't Amish ...because he is terrible at building a Cabinet."

"After ironing my shirt I noticed it was depressed, I still can't believe it hung itself though."

"I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15? Have a baby."

"What do you call something that's impossible due to physics? Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day."

"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."

"Q: What did the tire say to the tire? A: I'm tired!"

"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."

"If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself."

"What's the Difference Between A Condom and Your Mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night."