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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan"
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"How do Ghosts get Drunk? Booze."
"A man walks into a bar... ...with a gun, and shouts, ""Who fucked my wife, I'm gonna kill him!"" Another man at the bar turns around and says ""You ain't got enough bullets mate!"""
"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"
"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."
"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"
"A reddit mod walks into a bar... She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power."
"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""
"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"
"Dyslexic's of the world... ...untie!"