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Joke of the Day
"Where do weeaboos holiday? Kawaii"
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"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"
"Me: *puts ferret in box with cat* Mom: What are you doing? Me: Making carrets! Mom: Carrots? Me: Yup! *plays Barry White* Cat: *yowls*"
"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."
"Man goes to a Doctor and says ""Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"" The Doctor replies ""You're in de Nile."""
"[coming out of coma] Doc: You survived the heart attack Me: I'm going to eat right & get fit D: *shows me hospital bill* M: *pulls plug*"
"Just found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they are way too big for him."
"If I had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... Black people would rob me!"
"Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for"
"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."