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Joke of the Day

"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""

"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"

"Did you hear about the women who got wooden breast implants? A punchline would be funny here, Wooden Tit?"

"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"

"Poker? I barely know her!"

"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."

"My dog once bit a little boy so I had to put him down... he was going to tell his mom."

"Did you hear about the bread-less klansman who couldn't drink milk? He lacked toast and tolerance."

"A salmon is swimming up a river. It hits a wall. Dam."

"Did you hear how Argentina lost the game? heard it was pretty Messi"