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Joke of the Day

"What should be done in case of apparent drowning? Take the parent out of the water"

"Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook? Like we're going outside..."

"I just sent out my daily 6am text to a random number saying ""I hit Zack with my truck. I'm going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up."""

"I don't think that we should let kids listen to symphonies. There's too much Sax and Violins nowadays."

"When women say ""It's not what's on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts"", we all know they are talking about a Man's wallets."

"What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife? A group of 40 other suicide bombers."

"Subway Did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long."

"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."

"Want to hear a good comeback story? Brokeback Mountain."

"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"