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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole."

"Where do you find red eyed rodents? Hamsterdam!"

"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."

"I went to the Air and Space Museum It wasn't as empty as I thought it'd be."

"Rhonda Rousey is starring in a remake of Roadhouse. Now I won't feel weird jerking off to that movie."

"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"

"All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked."

"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."

"I knew the psychic was a fraud the second she accepted my check"

"Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated? Because they're WELL-CULTURED."