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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole."

"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."

"GF asks his BF, GF: Am I pretty or ugly? BF: You're both. GF: I'm confused. How's that? BF: You're pretty ugly."

"If Trump is elected President It won't be the first time he has kicked a black family out of their house."

"This barbecue must be amazing. Everything is at steak."

"Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu"

"Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?"

"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"

"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."

"What do you call a one-night stand? A humpty-dumpty!"