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Joke of the Day
"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"
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"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"
"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"
"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."
"Girls have their phone nonstop. So if they don't text you back within 30 minutes, she ain't feeling you bro."
"10 inches The other day my wife and i were about to have sex for the first time. She said she wanted 10 inches and wanted it to hurt. So i stuck her 5 times then hit her with a brick"
"Over the weekend, the new ""Godzilla"" movie came out. I don't know how Godzilla doesn't hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece."
"wife calls and says ""i think the carburetor is flooded"" experienced husband starts from the top. ""honey, where is the car?"" ""at the bottom of the pool"""
"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."