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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"
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"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"
"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."
"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down."
"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around!"
"A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""Who just threw that?!"" Boy: ""Me. I'm going home now."""
"Where do American bees store their honey? In a USBee hive. ~Thank my ten year old for that one."
"Every time I have sex with a woman I always assume she has herpes... ...that way I don't have to tell her about mine."
"I always sigh and say ""I love you,"" followed by a long silent pause just to see how bad telemarketers really want the sale."
"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."