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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"

"I asked my Spanish friend if he knew what potassium is... He didn't. All he said was ""Que?"""

"Why is craving karma points ironic? Because it's pointless."

"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."

"What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use? AAA"

"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"

"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"

"A man walks into a bar.. ..all the bottles fall down."

"Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!"

"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""