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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for the free womb & board, Mom! Happy Mother's Day."
Next Joke
"Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink."
"My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv."
"There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot."
"Why did the little boy use his inhaler? ""No wheezin'"""
"I've got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation... so if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves."
"Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings."
"Pretty sure the ""FINISH HIM"" guy from Mortal Kombat is giving relationship advice to every girl I date."
"How often do I see alligators? Ocajunally"
"You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all ""why, why?"""