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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? Moody."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty good. ( )"

"Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production."

"What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry."

"Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. ""I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody."" ""Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."""

"An Englishman walks into a bar. There's normally a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too. But they're still at the Rugby World Cup."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says ""hey! We have a drink named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Stick a nipple on it."

"I went to a poltical one handed-people-demonstration ... and it was horrible, about 50% of them had no rights!"

"My marriage is based on trust. And according to my wife's lawyers, that trust is based offshore."