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Joke of the Day

"Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. ""I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody."" ""Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."""

"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."

"What happened to the gay wizard? He vanished with a puff!"

"When the aliens land I refuse to be the one who explains why mannequins have no heads/arms/legs but do have noticeably erect nipples."

"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"

"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."

"What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"Hey girl, you know why they call me ""Toilet Paper?"" Because I'm so Charmin."

"Getting a tub. Filling it with cookies. Pouring milk over it. Pretending to eat a giant's cereal. Horrifying my wife."

"LPT: If you want to pick up wet girls go around driving while its raining and offer if they need a ride"