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Joke of the Day

"What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry."

"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."

"The first Hobbit movie was half the book. The second, about a quarter. In the sixth instalment, the group has a 3 hour breakfast and a nap."

"Next time you take your dog for a walk, dress like a cop & pretend to be searching the neighborhood for drugs."

"What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? Bawdy wash."

"I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series"

"I'm a perfectionist when it comes to being imperfect."

"Can't wait to say ""I haven't seen you since last year!"" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends."

"the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good."

"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."