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Joke of the Day
"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty good. ( )"
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"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""
"You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic."
"I have a splitting headache today. Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me."
"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"
"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."
"bacon and eggs walk into a bar bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast."""
"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."
"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
"What does a frog that can read say? Reddit...reddit..."