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Joke of the Day
"""Why is everyone talking about me? They seem mad..."" -Temp worker at Foot Locker"
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"My wife ran away with my best friend. I haven't met him yet."
"Where did king Tut go to masturbate? His Jerkophagus"
"You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, ""Any questions?"" The answer is always, NO."
"Suprise me! I went to the pub last night and the barman asked what I wanted so I said ""suprise me"" He then showed me a naked picture of my girlfriend"
"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!"
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."
"What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch? ""Nah-imma-stay"""
"Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them."