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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them."

"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, toopid."

"Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese."

"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."

"Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune? EuSINE"

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters."

"Aloe Vera!... me talking to the plants. With a Cockney accent."

"What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement."

"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."