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"My wife ran away with my best friend. I haven't met him yet."
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"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."
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"""Ma'am, are you aware that you were going 92 in a 55? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."" ""Um, I have a boyfriend."""
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
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"Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills."