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Joke of the Day

"Suprise me! I went to the pub last night and the barman asked what I wanted so I said ""suprise me"" He then showed me a naked picture of my girlfriend"

"What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash? [removed] (two children)"

"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."

"A little boy went up to his father and asked, ""Dad, where did my intelligence come from? Father replied, ""Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, because I still have mine."""

"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."

"If I can't find any cheese this sandwich will be toast!"

"Why did the black person cross the road? To fry the chicken."

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... ""Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the crow that brings bad babies, and the swallow that brings no babies at all!"""

"A man walks into a bar... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"