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Joke of the Day
"What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch? ""Nah-imma-stay"""
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"Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient."
"Even my cats are sick of the snow..They meow to go out..I open the door..and they freeze and look at me like ""WHY is this shit still here?"""
"What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"
"Facebook: People trying to save the world one uneducated post at a time"
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber"
"What do you call a disabled paedophile? A creepy crawler"
"There is only one sport in which I can get a high score. It's golf."
"*Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey ""Donkey"": I was thinking Dragon sir"
"Never treat a woman like an object. It hates that."