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Joke of the Day

"The French are a very religious people... I talked to some of them, and they are all *Je suis* this, an *Je suis* that."

"2 Smurfs stand over a body... ""What happened?"" ""Choked on a sandwich."" ""Nobody helped?"" ""No."" ""Didn't they see him turning bl-"" ""..."" ""Oh."""

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"

"Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler? There'd be no World War 3."

"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing but it let out a little wine"

"A guy goes the video store... - Excuse me, could I rent Batman Forever? - Sorry but you'll have to bring it back tomorrow. :("

"What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life? Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window"

"A hero without a villain becomes useless. A villain without a hero becomes.. The government."

"I've just wrecked myself. I wish I'd checked myself beforehand."

"What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus? ""You've got a lot of potential, son."""