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Joke of the Day

"Just saw the coolest magic trick! Ticketmaster turned a $15 concert ticket into $38.95"

"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."

"Asian Keanu arrives at party. Asian Keanu gets bored. Asian Keanu Reeves."

"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."

"Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about lizards getting what's coming to them"

"SANTA: I don't need a surveillance guy. I see all! ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus] S: When can u start"

"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !"

"Want to hear a funny joke? Civil Rights. For Anyone."

"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"