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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse."

"Did you hear about the latest Calvin Klein Lawsuit? Yeah - but it wasn't much of a suit. It was actually a brief case."

"What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."

"30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing."

"How is Donald Trump going to improve American produce? He is going to make American grapes again."

"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."

"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"

"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."

"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"

"When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo."