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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse."
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"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"
"*travels back in time to kill Hitler as a baby* *becomes known as time-traveling baby murderer & history's greatest monster*"
"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"
"If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you."
"What does your wife have in common with a Porn actress? They both moan SO much."
"I don't wanna ruffle any feathers here, but... *blows gently on a baby duck*"
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"
"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."
"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."